The Answer Man

Kenny R. from Pensacola, Florida writes: “Dear Answerman, my friend admitted he had sex with a goat, but he said, ‘I put it in the vagina, not the ass, because the ass would be gay.’ I’m totally freaked out. What should I do?”

Dear Kenny, I think it’s time you look at your life choices, specifically how you choose your friends. You see, most of us define a “friend” as someone you can trust through the good times and bad, while it seems you define “friend” as any random hobo you meet in a truckstop bathroom selling expired condoms.

But more importantly, please explain to your “friend” that putting your penis in the ass, or the vagina, of a goat does not make you gay OR straight, it makes you a felon.

Love,

Poppy

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