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Leslie R., from Potomac, Maryland writes: “Dear Answerman, my 8 year old son walked in on me and my husband having sex. What do I say to him?”

Dear Leslie, I once caught my mother in the middle of a three-way with a one balled schnauzer and poodle mix in a doggie wheelchair, so I understand how sensitive this can be. Tell him, “Daddy was looking for the TV remote, in my vagina.” In my experience, lying is the best solution.

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Love,

Poppy

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Lies.

Seth D, from Chicago, Illinois writes, “Poppy, is it ever okay to lie?”

Seth, yes, and I’d like to add, I can tell by the way you type that you are a very handsome man.

Love.

Poppy

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