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Nov 16 2016
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The Ugly Truth

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Anna L, from Cocoa Beach, Florida writes: “Dear Answerman, my boyfriend just blurted out that his ex is better in the sack than me, and then he topped it off with, ‘it’s okay because I love you and I never loved her.’ What the hell am I supposed to do with that nugget of shit?!”

Dear Anna,  your boyfriend is a hopeless romantic…in the same way that “Gonorrhea” is a great name for a newborn. I see your relationship playing out like this: You stay together, get married, have kids, while he screws everything including dead bodies and knotty pine. Get out before you are carrying his demon seed.

Love,

Poppy

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Apr 24 2014
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Girlfriend Problem.

Pete E. from Ann Arbor, Michigan asks: “My girlfriend is cheating on me, what should I do?”

Pete, did you really ask, “what should I do?”

Here’s an idea, hit one of those websites dedicated to women looking for men who have “mommy” issues.  Good luck, I’m sure you’ll have no trouble finding someone to escort you to Cher concerts.

Love.

Poppy

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