Room-mate Hate


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Cissy M. from Cincinnati, Ohio writes, “Dear Poppy, my room-mate adopted a puppy, without asking me, then she lost her job, so she had to move back in with her parents…who don’t want the dog. Now I’m stuck with a dog I never wanted. What should I do?”

Dear Cissy, I hope your roommate wakes up on her wedding day with a herpes sore on her lip the size of an extra large, stuffed crust, pizza. In the meantime, remember that dogs are the greatest gift our lord and savior, Beyonce, has ever granted us. Adopt the dog, unless it’s a labrador, they are dumb as shit.

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Love,

Poppy

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2 thoughts on “Room-mate Hate

  1. Tim Guest says:

    Any Labrador could be considered a Brainiac compared to the beautiful but vacant Irish Sitter.

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    • Lloyd Stein says:

      Dear Mr. Guest.
      It is true that the Irish Setters are also dumb, but I give them a bye since they have that intoxicating Irish brogue…whereas, Labs just know how to slobber, eat and manically retrieve things. Very sad.
      Love,
      Poppy

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