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Jerry M, from Camden, Maine asks, “Dear Mr. Answerman, is it possible to sustain a loving relationship with two people at the same time?”
Dear Jerry, yes, IF you fit into one of these categories:
A) These two people never find out about each other.
B) You become a fundementalist Mormon and give polygomy a shot.
C) One of these people is a webcam girl named Savannah and the other is your mommy.
Love.
Poppy
justaskpoppy@icloud.com
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