Love Times Two | The Answer Man

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By Lloyd Stein advice, advice column, Humor

Love Times Two

Jerry M, from Camden, Maine asks, “Dear Mr. Answerman, is it possible to sustain a loving relationship with two people at the same time?”

Dear Jerry, yes, IF you fit into one of these categories:

A) These two people never find out about each other.

B) You become a fundementalist Mormon and give polygomy a shot.

C) One of these people is a webcam girl named Savannah and the other is your mommy.

Love.

Poppy

justaskpoppy@icloud.com

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