Hard Choice

Kerrie W. from Hartford CT. asks, “Mr. Answerman, this is my boyfriend, Dave, and his dog.  I love Dave and he loves me but I hate his dog and I’m pretty sure his dog hates me. Do this relationship have a future?


Dear Kerrie, let me break this down for you in a way that’s simple to understand:

Girlfriend                                                                       Dog

Moody and unpredictable                                          Always happy to see you.

Demands your undivided attention                           Always happy to see you.

Expects a lifelong commitment                                 Always happy to see you.

Start working on that eHarmony page, you just got replaced by an animal that licks it’s own ball sack.





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