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That Bathroom Question

Gender Neutral bathroom sign

Walter M. from Dearborn, Michigan asks, “Dear Answerman, I don’t want these sexual deviants dressed as women, pissing in the same bathroom as my daughter and now Obama is saying we got no choice. What should I do?

P.S. I got nothing against gay people, as long as they keep to their own and leave me and my family alone.”

 

Dear Walter,

I recommend packing up your kinfolk and moving to Zimbabwe. It’s a lovely country, with rampant inflation, wanton corruption, no national currency, high unemployment, but their one bright spot? No transgender bathroom problem…mostly because they behead gay people. I’m sure you’ll feel right at home.

Of course your other choice is to do something simple, like evolve.

Love.

Poppy

justaskpoppy@icloud.com
Instagram: poppyisadog

 

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