Nov 20 2014
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By Lloyd Stein advice, advice column, Humor

Voyeur


John H. from Kokomo, Indiana asks, “Dear Answerman, my dog likes to sit at the end of the bed and watch my wife and I have sex, which freaks me out. But if I kick him out he just sits outside the bedroom door and cries, which makes it hard to get my happy-happy on. What should I do?”

Dear John, not to brag, but I once had sex in Time’s Square, with a fire truck screaming by and a homeless guy singing “Wrecking Ball” to a can of Schlitz three feet away….and I never broke stride. Maybe the problem isn’t your dog, but Mr. Happy-Happy.

 Love.

Poppy

justaskpoppy@icloud.com

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3 thoughts on “Voyeur”

  1. fauve holihan says:
    November 20, 2014 at 5:24 pm

    Bruuuuuuce!

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  2. fauve holihan says:
    November 20, 2014 at 5:23 pm

    Bruuuuuce!

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  3. Tim Guest says:
    November 20, 2014 at 4:18 am

    My first can of beer was a Schlitz. Thanks for the memories.

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