Voyeur


John H. from Kokomo, Indiana asks, “Dear Answerman, my dog likes to sit at the end of the bed and watch my wife and I have sex, which freaks me out. But if I kick him out he just sits outside the bedroom door and cries, which makes it hard to get my happy-happy on. What should I do?”

Dear John, not to brag, but I once had sex in Time’s Square, with a fire truck screaming by and a homeless guy singing “Wrecking Ball” to a can of Schlitz three feet away….and I never broke stride. Maybe the problem isn’t your dog, but Mr. Happy-Happy.

 Love.

Poppy

justaskpoppy@icloud.com

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3 thoughts on “Voyeur

  1. Tim Guest's avatar Tim Guest says:

    My first can of beer was a Schlitz. Thanks for the memories.

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