Bobby V from Queens, New York asks, “Poppy, I’m 27 years old, I live in my parent’s basement and I’m not sure I’m ready to move out. What should I do?”
Bobby, I’ve never met you, but I’m gonna make some assumptions:
1) This is you at a “My Little Pony” convention.
2) This is your girlfriend.
3) And this is how your parents feel when their friends ask about you.
Get a sack. Move out.