Belly Button


Brenda M. from Mobile, Alabama asks, “Mr. Answerman, I’m 15 and want to get my belly button pierced, do you think I should?”

Brenda, don’t think of it as a belly-button ring, think of it as a step closer to your dream of a double-wide filled with “Rent-To-Own” furniture and a baby daddy who smells like motor oil and pork rinds. Sounds like a win-win to me.

Love.

Poppy

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2 thoughts on “Belly Button

  1. Jack's avatar Jack says:

    That’s an interesting way to look at it.

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    • Lloyd Stein's avatar Lloyd Stein says:

      Dear Jack,
      Here are Answerman Central, we deal in truths, regardless of how hard they may be to accept. While a belly button piercing may seem like a novel idea at the moment, you are now an open sore away from an infection and a trip to urgent care. In addition, let us not forget that while you may feel that getting your belly button pierced (or nose or tongue for that matter) makes you unique, I would argue that there is a field full of women called Sierra and Brooklyn at Coachella that prove otherwise.

      Love, Poppy

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