Ira M. from Charlotte, North Carolina writes, “Dear Poppy, why do labradors like to chase things?”
Dear Ira, labradors and their ilk, have the unbridaled giddiness of Kathy Lee Gifford, the neediness of Lindsay Lohan and the I.Q. of a rock.
Blindly chasing things is their way of coping with the confusion of being dumb.
Love.
Poppy
justaskpoppy@icloud.com